I don’t believe a single damn word I have to say about myself.
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Fact
I do not like dealing with actualities. I prefer the abstract, the changeable, the completely inexplicable. I will keep my magical and mysterious and logically impractical. I will keep creating rules that no one follows. Because I love the superiority complex that comes with perpetual frustration.
Fact
I am the Lord of the Barbecue. I successfully barbecued three different types of meat this evening: chicken drumsticks, Italian pork sausage and (the triumphant finale) sirloin steak cooked perfectly medium rare. In addition, I grilled veggie kebabs and veggieburgers for the dear vegetarians in our lives.
Oh, you bet I’m proud of myself. My world is a very good place to be tonight.
Fact
I will not be writing a novel. I hate developing characters and I am no good at dialogue.