Five-minute biography

May 11 2009 Published by in random acts of fiction

Nicosia Falls was born in the mid-1970s. The exact date was not documented for irreligious reasons. She had an unremarkable education because she refused to answer any true/false sections on exams, stating that the truth or falsity of a statement could not be determined in a non-philosophical setting. Her parents, teachers, and friends rolled their eyes a lot. At the age of 23, she met several men she could have married, but a series of incidents led her to northwestern Manitoba, where she lost touch with all of them. She decided to study land formations of the Canadian Shield without any formal training in geology.

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