The world is too. Excessively. Overwhelmingly. Uncapturably. Much for words.
And also, I can’t seem to get rid of these hiccups.
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It’s a disgusting and repulsive truth that the best way to get rid of hiccups is to hold your breath and then (if you can) force a burp.
I don’t know what forced burping does for the world, however. Maybe it gets rid of it too?
My preferred method is holding your breath while drinking a glass of water. As for the world, I haven’t quite figured out the formula that will make it all go away (but I’m working on it).
For once, I don’t want to get rid of the world; it has been overwhelminly good the past couple weeks. But I did want to get rid of my hiccups and my favourite cure wasn’t available: my friend Nick can cure hiccups by telling me I’m too good for them or denying their very existence. I think hiccups fear him.
sit on a brown paper bag… or is that for car sickness?
in england we mostly drink tea. it fixes everything.
glad your world has been overwhelmingly good.
The forced burp is also my preferred method, if only for the weird looks I get! Witness is asking what it does to the environment. Tow words: gas. bad. This being said, always be proud of your bodily functions!
That is very cool. All of your writing here shows great intelligence and creativity and control. Very cool indeed.